You know you’re in Florida when….

You spot Armadillos before you disembark from the plane – just on landing snuffling around

Cars undertake and overtake you on the I4 – be sure to use those mirrors

You can turn right on a red light (unless it says otherwise)

You can watch hot air balloons drifting across your backyard as you eat your breakfast in the sunshine

The skywriters are out “God loves you”

You see/hear an 8-10ft gator growl like a motorboat engine and rear up (perhaps I won’t swim in the Springs after all)

It’s rude to ask for directions to the toilet, you need to call it the restroom

There is a drive through/up for everything including Banks, ATMs, Pharmacies, mailboxes, ice-cream parlours and, of course, burgers!Image



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